Don't Look at the Light!
Customer: "My mouse doesn't work any more."
Tech Support: "Is it an optical or ball mouse?"
Customer: "Huh?"
Tech Support: "Does it have a ball or light?"
Customer: "It has an light on top."
Tech Support: "On top?"
Customer: "Yeah. It was underneath before, but it looks better when it's on top."
Tech Support: "Ok, try turning it around so the light points down on the desk."
Customer: "Oh! It works!".
4 . Positive Outlook
How to start your day with a positive outlook
Open a new file in your PC.
Name it as "Teacher".
Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Teacher permanently?"
Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
Feel better? Have A Nice Day.
*The boss* was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't
getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that
Read:
"*I'm the Boss*!"
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped
a note to the sign that said:
"*Your wife called, she wants her sign back*
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